Funny story... while at the car dealership yesterday I was sitting on a chair in the waiting room. Well, 1/4 of my bum was on the chair. A man walked by and said, "You look tense. You need to relax". Thanks for the advice buddy, I AM TENSE. Instead of saying something nice like, "thanks for your concern" I said, "I'm not sitting all the way back in the chair because I don't want to get a STD". I said it with a straight face. His reaction was hilarious. As he walked away red-faced and stuttering, I thought of you. Hope I made you proud!!!
You better believe I'm proud - I have taught you the unspoken belief that all public surfaces are covered in STDs. I am a firm believer it's true. So happy you kept yourself safe! Love you!
Funny story... while at the car dealership yesterday I was sitting on a chair in the waiting room. Well, 1/4 of my bum was on the chair. A man walked by and said, "You look tense. You need to relax". Thanks for the advice buddy, I AM TENSE. Instead of saying something nice like, "thanks for your concern" I said, "I'm not sitting all the way back in the chair because I don't want to get a STD". I said it with a straight face. His reaction was hilarious. As he walked away red-faced and stuttering, I thought of you. Hope I made you proud!!!
ReplyDeleteYou better believe I'm proud - I have taught you the unspoken belief that all public surfaces are covered in STDs. I am a firm believer it's true. So happy you kept yourself safe! Love you!
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