During the insomnia....

.....last night I thought I would try not laying in silence and stressing about work - so I turned on the television and the late, late, whatever show with Carson Daly was on. They had a segment about a website called www.textsfromlastnight.com.

If you haven't seen it (and don't get offended easily), it is entertaining. I was wide awake (because who isn't wide awake, worrying about work at ridiculous hours?!) so I got out of bed and read a handful....within a few minutes I was laughing so hard that Stella got up to see what the fuss was all about.

Let me preface this "check it out" comment with this statement.....it is mostly crass, it is mostly vulgar, and if you are not the kind of person that appreciates Old School or Wedding Crashers, don't bother. I make this disclosure now so that this doesn't become one of those "I can't believe Sarah recommended this site" kind of moments. You have been fully warned.

As an example, a few of my (cleaner) favorites are...

• just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
• hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
• Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
• you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now

I am almost positive I know the authors of some of these texts. ;)